Wednesday, June 07, 2006
Wish List Wednesday - Sophomore Effort
1. Better seats than Jack Nicholson for a title fight (preferably nowhere near Paris Hilton).
2. A large stoli martini up, with olives (shaken for long enough that the outside of the shaker ices up - if the olives are stuffed with blue cheese...all the better)
3. To have dinner with Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne, preferably at a restaurant so their little rat dogs aren't shitting on the floor. (I heard War Pigs on the ride home tonight.)
4. 20 acres in the desert with an air-conditioned airstream and an old beat up jeep
5. A Jim Beam dispenser that looks like Elvis (Yabba Dabba Doo)
6. Never to have hives again. (Oh, and a poem about evil hives please).
OLIVES stuffed with blue cheese are my favorite, I always ask bar tenders for an extra "skewer" of those!