Wednesday, May 31, 2006
Wish List Wednesday - Inaugural List
WISH LIST FOR 31 MAY 06
1. A fez
2. An actual "Dogs Playing Poker" oil painting
3. To find a way to introduce the word "antimacassar" into my daily conversation. Also, to know under what circumstances I might need words that rhyme with antimacassar. Or, better yet, for someone to send me a poem with the word antimacassar in it. (Can you tell I like saying/typing this word?).
4. To own a roller derby team.
5. Delicate ankles.
6. A law requiring all cafes/coffee shops/coffee carts to have a line for REGULAR COFFEE. Nothing is more demoralizing at 6am than to realize that you are standing behind at least 6 different non-fat, extra hot, with whip specialty drink orders.
ADDENDUM 1: Just realized that I spelled it "antimaccasar" all three times. That rocks. Embarrassing problem now fixed.
ADDENDUM 2: Make sure you scroll down to the "Dancing Man" translation of antimacassar. I feel a dance coming on...An suggestions for songs?
Who was asked by her English Profassar.
"Is there something you dread
When it touches your head?"
She said, "Yassar, an antimacassar."
Thank you very much. I live to fulfill beautiful women's dreams.
Next weeks wish list will definitely have a new poetry request...
You so GET me.