Saturday, April 29, 2006


Reason #39 Why I'm Still Single

I met the two hottest guys in Mammoth this week but ended up getting drunk off my ass with fat fishermen and doing a karaoke version of "American Pie" as a tribute to some 20-something lift operator's dead brother.

Nothing but class.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! That's a good karaoke song! Especially drunk :)
That's ok, last night I was at a piano bar where I tried to be louder than everyone there, for every song!
Have I told you lately that I love you?
Thanks, guys. I consider such behavior part of my very own 12 step program, only my program only has 3 steps...1. Continue forth with moronic behavior as long as you are having fun and no one else is getting hurt. 2. Learn to laugh at yourself the next day. Guilt is not constructive. 3. Share embarassing stories with others so that they may learn from your mistakes (or at least laugh at/with you.
I married a girl like you. We just celebrated our 14th anniversary! Live Loud and Happy!

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