Friday, December 09, 2005


That's not my bag, baby.

I'm not real hip on the internet lingo the kids these days use. My deductive skills are taxed figuring out vanity plates in Southern California. But I now undertand what "OMG" means - It means "holy frikkin' shit, whose ass is that?" Because I know that fat, jiggly thing following me around Seattle does not belong to me. So if you've lost some weight recently, I've found it. And I'd be more than happy to give it back.

I miss you. Come home!
You are seeing things baby. :D
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